I Can't Believe I Got The Bob Ross Action Figure With The Happy Little Tree Easel

Having Released His Dinner's Inner Personality, Van Sat Back Sated And Satisfied

So If I Can Knock Out Dasher And Take His Place, I Can Finally See Where These Presents Come From

Sadly, Seattle Does Not Appreciate A Good Snowfall

The Wind In His Hair, The Rush Of Speed, The Snow In His Face...Van May Be Hooked

Once Provoked, Van Becomes A Small Terminator....Unrelenting, Unstoppable

The Electric Salmon Is Truly A Magnificent Species To Behold In The Wild

The Elusive Che-bear Is One Of The Easiest Startled Woodland Creatures

The Passing Of The Seasons Hits The Flowers Most Cruelly

We May Have To Keep Him In Stasis Until We Find A Cure For His Little Plastic Heart

Sadly Enough, I Think He Collected All The Snow In The Back Yard For That One Snowball

No One Ever Suspects The Origami Air Force

Sometimes You're On Top Of The World, Sometimes You Can Barely Hang On

Sesame Street Never Really Recovered After The Poachers Caught Up With Cookie Monster

New Electrical Impulses Always Had A Hard Time Getting Around Transistor City

The Envyosaurus Mostly Lurked In The Background And Was Hardly Missed Even Before It Was Extinct

At One Point I Thought He Was Growing Too Fast...This New Dining Set Is Making Me Reconsider

The Wicked Witch With The Gingerbread House Didn't Count On The Beanstalk Giant's Sweet Tooth

Little Jimmy Didn't Think Anyone Was Paying Attention When He Asked For A Possessed Llama For Christmas

The Second Offensive Foosman Felt That Somehow His Life Had A Limited Range And He Was Just Going In Circles

The Clockwork Proletariat

Perhaps The Most Disturbing Children's Toy Ever Created

Terminator DNA - IN GIANT FORM

The Intestinal Rollercoaster Made The Face-Sized Burger That Much Better

Brothers Are For Holding Your Bottle When You're No Longer Coordinated Enough To Hold It Yourself

Terror In Mass-Produced Polyester

It's Good To See The Spirits Are Omnivores Too

I Have Conquered The Plastic Beast

What Began In Glory, Ends In Rust

Hope Has Never Tasted So Good

Humpty's Horseman Got Nothin' On Us - 08/04/08

If Walls Could Talk They Would Have To Have Faces - 08/03/08

What You Missed Was The Obscene Gesture Before The Picture - 08/02/08

To Some They Are Success To Some Defeat - 08/01/08

Clouds Drawn In The Sky - 07/31/08

Time Is An Odd Commodity To Store In Your Pocket - 07/30/08

When Simba Goes Bad - A Tagger In The Jungle - 07/29/08

Why Is The Troll So Melancholy? - 07/28/08

A Sunflower Approaching Supernova - 07/27/08

How Do You Make A Polka-Dotted Truck Better? Why With Animal Bones Of Course! - 07/26/08

The Raccoons Were Always Partial To Decaf - 07/25/08

A Rare Sighting Of The Elusive Tiger Toes In It's Natural Habitat - 07/24/08

Things Have Gone Downhill In The Mushroom Kingdom Ever Since Mario Took Up Tagging - 07/23/08

And Eventually The Tower Falls To An Overwhelming Sense Of Ennui - 07/22/08

And Drip Castles Made Of Leaves, Melt Into The Sea ...Eventually - 07/21/08

And So The Market Ends - 07/20/08

Charley - 07/19/08

No One Realized How Evil The Cello Was Until It Was Too Late - 07/18/08

It's not Every Day You See A Jam Band With Duff From G-n-R - 07/17/08

If Life Were A Comic Strip - 07/16/08