You Can Pick Your Friends And You Can Pick Your Nose And For Some Reason You Can Pick The Giant Corporate Mascot's Nose Too

The Family That Craves Brains Together, Stays Together

Caution: Massively Exploding Yourself Is Strictly Prohibited

Unfortunately For Joe, Gravity Is A Cruel Mistress

"Climb Into My Mouth For Safe Keeping" The Giant Told The Animals

I Said This Conversation's Over

I Love It When The Fresh 100% Baby Boy Is On Sale

For The Sake Of Their Art, An Artist Will Crucify Their Boots To A Phone Pole

Gorilla House - Yet Another Reason I Love This City

When The Mad Scientist Wished For Interchangeable Heads, This Wasn't Quite What He Was Thinking Of

It Was At This Point That Mr. Bill Stopped Eating Shellfish

The Taxidermist Union Had A Field Day When The Cat In The Hat Snapped

This Wouldn't Have Been So Freaky If The Print Hadn't Been Child Sized

Because Having The Gummy Bears Is Not Enough....No You Have To Go And Create A Meta-Gummy

A Young Rambo In Training, A Nerf War Unchecked

Everyone Eventually Finds Their Calling ... Some People Earlier Than Others

Perhaps Naming Your Business After Yourself Should Be Reconsidered In Certain Circumstances

Adam Found Out That Sometimes Collateral Damage Is A Necessity

Sadly Michael Myers' One Man Revue Closed After Only One Week

I Suppose That I Could Do More Housecleaning Within My Mind

Mom-nan The Destroyer

After The Avengers Split Up, Iron Man Hoped To Revive His Hip Hop Career

Economic Hardship Has Penetrated The Happy Veil Of Pretendland